10) Jets management remembered that the Patriots still employ Randy Moss, and that it would be kind of useful to win those games

7) Revis decided that he’d rather have LaDanian Tomlinson or Mark Sanchez be the scapegoat for a non-Super Bowl winning year

6) It was all just his way to avoid appearing on HBO, who he has never forgiven for under-promoting “The Wire”

3) Somehow, the Jets didn’t feel all that comfortable with Antonio “Kid Roll Call” Cromartie as the top CB on the roster

1) “Hard Knocks” needed a happy ending, even if the Jets’ season doesn’t get one