Use Internet Explorer. Have brunch with Kelvin Sampson. Audition for Minute to Win it. Paint faces on china dolls. Reread Ulysses (on audiobook). Order a bonsai tree from 1800flowers.com. Watch two episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Train with LeBron. Work the cash register at Yankee Candle. Go to church. Poke someone on Facebook. Wear a cape. Visit BYU for a campus tour. Rollerblade naked through a cornfield while listening to Fiddler on the Roof in its entirety. Look at funny pictures of Ron Artest. Eat a bratwurst at the Iowa Straw Poll. Play 18 at Augusta (jk lol!). Play the piccolo. Play The Sims (v1.1). Plank. Skype with JoePa. Decoct the sociopolitical rhetoric scattered throughout Tyler the Creator’s Twitter feed. Get a jumpstart on my May Day 2012 basket. Build my personal brand via GeoCities. Write inane blog posts about not paying attention to the NBA labor talks.
Have I left anything out?
Title: 1993 Barry Bonds (Kanye West feat. Lil Wayne x DJ Signify)
Artist: The Hood Internet
1993 Barry Bonds (Kanye West feat. Lil’ Wayne x DJ Signify) — The Hood Internet
Title: Candy Man
Artist: Mississippi John Hurt
Candy Man — Mississippi John Hurt
In which Steffi Graf becomes my favorite tennis player.
Gangsta — tUnE-yArDs
Title: The Man In Me
Artist: Bob Dylan
The Man In Me — Bob Dylan
That rug really tied the room together.
"Bros, get ready. Pack your blasters and pack your bags. Hasbro’s NERF brand has announced that the annual, much-anticipated NERF DART TAG World Championship will take place at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex near Orlando, FL., August 19-21."
(via GoLocal Prov)
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I was bumped as if I was listening to Pastor Troy on my iPod, a rapper who puts that dog in your heart when you’re on that battlefield.
Ha’Sean Clinton-Dix, a safety for Dr. Phillips in Orlando, Florida (and a ‘Bama commit), discusses
the Pastor Troy/Mikhail Bulgakov Effect with ESPN RISE.
Title: Amazing and Wonderful
Artist: Peaking Lights
Amazing and Wonderful — Peaking Lights
Tom Crean has been quietly amassing his own iteration of Michigan’s Fab Five with the 2012 Hoosier recruiting class — complete, today, with a verbal commitment from 6-7 guard/forward Jeremy Hollowell. Ranked #38 among all prospects (according to ESPN.com), he joins power forward Hanner Perea, guard Ron Patterson, guard Kevin “Yogi” Ferrell and center Peter Jurkin.
Welcome to the family, Jeremy.